extra! extra! read all above it!

the Miami Herald and their team of investigative reporters prepared an intense tell-all, no holds barred, controversial article about us, and beyond.

read it here, it will change your live

we see your face in outer space

As you might (and probably always) imagine, we are isolated in Otto's Palace. Looking for the ultimate vibration. We've found some good ones, we even made a kick drum so low it can see the future, and since we made that kick in the recent past: you know what we're trying to say.

Welcome to the future, we are the Miami Bass Warriors.

You're welcome, planet earth and the outer space.